It's true, I love you. You are one of the only reasons left to watch The Food Network. You're like a Muppet. Really, picture Gonzo/Swedish Chef/Grover all rolled into one snappy song. I love you.

Do me a favor though? Pretty please? STOP slamming your oven door shut on Good Eats! It makes me cringe every time you do it! It's just wrong! I just know if I did that bad things would happen. Doors would go flying. Plus the sound is annoying.

K thanks.

Love,
G